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[forthewen]

Who: Anyone
Where: Hobo dorm
When: Day 05, morning
What: Where the fuck are we what is going on what even?!

[BUT SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS WHAT IS GOING ON???

This is the hobo dorm, home to unsorted characters who wanted to intro and no one could STOP them

this gentleman is distressed]

Comments

[stepfordsmiler]

It's hell! Resign to your fate! [also take a berry]

[memoriesofatsundere]

[ staring at the berry ]

What?

[stepfordsmiler]

You've never seen food before?

[puts berry in mouth. chews. swallows. offers another one!] Like that! Rinse and repeat!

[memoriesofatsundere]

I know what food is. Why are you offering me food?

[stepfordsmiler]

Because I'm offering everyone food! If you didn't want any, you could have just said so!

[memoriesofatsundere]

[ stomach grumble. . . ]

...I'll take it.

[and taking the berry]

[stepfordsmiler]

Hehee! You're welcome! [eats another, offers you more when you want some!]

[memoriesofatsundere]

[ will take another berry. ]

Yeah, yeah. Must be nice being such a good person.

[stepfordsmiler]

Is it? I don't remember, so I don't know if I am or not! It's been nice so far, so I guess you must be right? Then what are you?

[memoriesofatsundere]

[deadpan]

A waiter.

[stepfordsmiler]

What are you waiting for?

[memoriesofatsundere]

Time off, that's what.

Which I guess worked out for the best here.

[stepfordsmiler]

Well, now you'll never have to work another day!

[memoriesofatsundere]

"Never". . .

I kind of would rather go back to my job at some point, thank you. You know, no caves, no rainbow trim... There's just more perks is all. No offense.

[stepfordsmiler]

You're the one who wanted the time off, so don't you think you're being ungrateful?

I'm just kidding, anyway! I don't know if you'll be able to go back to your job, but I'm sure nothing's free here.

[memoriesofatsundere]

Woo-hoo! Nothing's free, best news of the day.

Am I supposed to go hunt in nature and go all native?

[stepfordsmiler]

I dunno, you can be a gatherer instead! [shows off her berries] Like me!

[memoriesofatsundere]

Sign me up for gathering.

[stepfordsmiler]

Welcome aboard, greenhorn! [celebratory berry giving!!!]

[memoriesofatsundere]

Wait— what? Greenhorn?

[ ...but taking the berry ]

[stepfordsmiler]

Of course! You haven't even had your first picking yet, so obviously, you're a beginner!

[yaaaay]

[memoriesofatsundere]

... right.

[stepfordsmiler]

So! As expert and teacher gatherer, I'll teach you everything you'll need to know!

And with that said, it's time for the first picking! [marches to the door]

[memoriesofatsundere]

Wait— already!? I just signed up for this, give me time to adjust!

[stepfordsmiler]

Oh, okay!