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[forthewen]

Who: Anyone
Where: Hobo dorm
When: Day 05, morning
What: Where the fuck are we what is going on what even?!

[BUT SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS WHAT IS GOING ON???

This is the hobo dorm, home to unsorted characters who wanted to intro and no one could STOP them

this gentleman is distressed]

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[memoriesofatsundere]

Woo-hoo! Nothing's free, best news of the day.

Am I supposed to go hunt in nature and go all native?

[stepfordsmiler]

I dunno, you can be a gatherer instead! [shows off her berries] Like me!

[memoriesofatsundere]

Sign me up for gathering.

[stepfordsmiler]

Welcome aboard, greenhorn! [celebratory berry giving!!!]

[memoriesofatsundere]

Wait— what? Greenhorn?

[ ...but taking the berry ]

[stepfordsmiler]

Of course! You haven't even had your first picking yet, so obviously, you're a beginner!

[yaaaay]

[memoriesofatsundere]

... right.

[stepfordsmiler]

So! As expert and teacher gatherer, I'll teach you everything you'll need to know!

And with that said, it's time for the first picking! [marches to the door]

[memoriesofatsundere]

Wait— already!? I just signed up for this, give me time to adjust!

[stepfordsmiler]

Oh, okay!

[stepfordsmiler]

[stepfordsmiler]

Ready? Let's go!

[memoriesofatsundere]

[ shaiufhaisfhiasfa ]

—Whatever!

[stepfordsmiler]

[that means you're going to follow, right 8D

YAAAAAAAY ADVENTURE]

[memoriesofatsundere]

[ yes we're going for adventures ]

[stepfordsmiler]

[WAAAAAAAAAAIT stopping in front of a tree.

clears her throat all important-like and then gestures]

This is a tree! Tree. Some trees have fruits! Others just have leaves.

Any questions?

[memoriesofatsundere]

[looking at her. looking at the tree. looking at her again]

You don't say.

[stepfordsmiler]

Yep! This one doesn't have any fruits, so we're moving on!

[moves on -- STOPS. oh look, a bush :'D]

[memoriesofatsundere]

[ A SUSPICIOUS BUSH. Checking it out... ]

Are we sure it's safe?

[stepfordsmiler]

Of course not - did you think being a gatherer was a safe job?

[it's ok, she's got this. looking at the ground for a moment before finding.... A STICK.]

[memoriesofatsundere]

[ just looking at her ]

Oookay. And if there's something in the bush, what do we do?

[stepfordsmiler]

We run.

[memoriesofatsundere]

That's your master plan?! Running...?!

[stepfordsmiler]

I can't help it! I'm a pacifist!

[memoriesofatsundere]

... fine.