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[forthewen]

Who: Anyone
Where: Hobo dorm
When: Day 05, morning
What: Where the fuck are we what is going on what even?!

[BUT SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS WHAT IS GOING ON???

This is the hobo dorm, home to unsorted characters who wanted to intro and no one could STOP them

this gentleman is distressed]

Comments

[rorrim]

Not until we test them-? They might not be safe.

[stomach helpfully growls]

[stepfordsmiler]

Why would they not be safe?

[offers a few anyway]

[rorrim]

Sometimes, the wildlife is poison. I'm going to wait until we're sure those are safe.

I'm guessing you just woke up?

[stepfordsmiler]

I guess we'll just have to find out then, huh? [eats one of the offered berries]

Naah, I woke up a little earlier! [and went outside to find these berries]

[rorrim]

Oh? So they're growing nearby? Did you see any other noteable wildlife or growing plants?

[stepfordsmiler]

There are a lot of trees! I think this place is in a forest.

[rorrim]

[raises an eyebrow]

Trees trees? As in leaves and no mushroom caps anywhere?

[stepfordsmiler]

Yeah? Are trees supposed to have mushroom caps on them?

[rorrim]

Former regional peculiarity. Which means, definitely not in Sabra anymore.

[stepfordsmiler]

You're from Sabra? Where's that?

[rorrim]

Underground in a cave somewhere. Possibly even in a galaxy far, far away.

[stepfordsmiler]

-- You're an alien!?! Don't eat me, please! Or abduct me, that's already happened enough times today!

[rorrim]

Relax, I'm from Earth. Originally, anyway.

[stepfordsmiler]

Where's that?

[rorrim]

[. . .]

I'll let you know when I see a map.

[stepfordsmiler]

Okay, mister Alien!

[rorrim]

[I am gonna go talk to some of these people who keep showing up and see if I can figure out what the hell is going on here.]

[stepfordsmiler]

[go go go!]